$$SURFER is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 3 days ago. Ran from $47K to a peak of $88K — 1.9x. It now sits at $4K, 95% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
SURFER
$$SURFER
DEAD
PP1/3
$46.5K
Entry MC
$88.3K
Peak MC
1.9x
Peak Gain
2
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $46.5K
Aug 29, 2026, 9:58 AM · peaked 1.9x since
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
418 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers51
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 113 prior token(s), best peaked ~$50,000,000 (high-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @stally_p (established pattern of 11 rug(s)); Wallet recycling: 3 wallet(s): funded 188 prior rug(s), bundled into 5 prior rug network(s)
!Coordinated group controls 75% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Poster@NeverFadeG
Followers4.4K
ViralityN/A (community)
First SeenAug 29, 2026, 9:57 AM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking5
Real Accounts5 verified real
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier--
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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