$$Handjob Man is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 3 months ago. Ran from $32K to a peak of $55K — 1.7x. It now sits at $17K, 69% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
Handjob Man
$$Handjob Man
DEAD
PP0/3
$32.0K
Entry MC
$54.5K
Peak MC
1.7x
Peak Gain
2
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $54.4K
May 10, 2026, 4:10 AM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesNo
Insider PressureNo Data
Alpha Grade
Exit Tier--
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
Discovery
Sourcesolwhaletrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenMay 9, 2026, 11:40 PM
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Whale Buy1.58 SOL SOL
Dev Tier$
Dev Balance3 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence