$$would you buy me if i was a is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 4 days ago. Entered around $55K, peaked at $36K. It now sits at $2K, 94% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
would you buy me if i was a
$$would you buy me if i was a
DEAD
PP2/3
$54.8K
Entry MC
$36.3K
Peak MC
0.66x
Peak Gain
2
Rooms
🔔 No alert lane has fired on this token yet.
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Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
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Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeHostile
Exit TierSome Friction
Coordinated Buyers37
!Known scam promoter flagged by X-Scan: Pushed by actors with @cyborgdeployed (promoted 20 other rugged tokens)
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
Discovery
Sourcesolwhaletrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 29, 2026, 11:53 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking8
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Whale Buy4.72 SOL SOL
Dev Tier$
Dev Balance2 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence