$$PRIMATES is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 3 days ago. Ran from $55K to a peak of $73K — 1.3x. It now sits at $36K, 51% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
PRIMATES
$$PRIMATES
DEAD
PP2/3
$54.9K
Entry MC
$73.4K
Peak MC
1.34x
Peak Gain
2
Rooms
Alert History
💎
Narrative Meta@ $54.9K
Aug 30, 2026, 1:29 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers52
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 99 prior token(s), best peaked ~$34,165,177 (high-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Wallet recycling: 1 wallet(s): funded 125 prior rug(s)
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Poster@Legend_Britney
Followers2.1K
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 30, 2026, 1:29 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking6
Real Accounts3 verified real
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
9Rf6DTf9xXEnJVQQVL3uQ5hkYdJuZPjx8V9rTCbZpump
Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence