Useless Laptop
$Useless Laptop
PENDING
PP1/3
$59.1K
Entry MC
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Peak MC
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Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $59.1K
Sep 9, 2026, 2:00 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
402 alerts sent73 reached 2x21 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers49
!Coordinated group controls 71% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheckGood (1)
LP LockedYes (100%)
Mint Authorityrevoked
Freeze Authorityrevoked
TrenchCRITICAL
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers2.7K
ViralityLOW ✓
First SeenSep 9, 2026, 1:59 PM
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$
Dev Balance1 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence