The White Laptop
$The White Laptop
PENDING
PP1/3
$82.8K
Entry MC
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Peak MC
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Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $82.8K
Sep 9, 2026, 12:44 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
403 alerts sent73 reached 2x21 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierStuck
Coordinated Buyers81
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 29 prior token(s), best peaked ~$14,263,802 (high-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @hunterbiden (promoted 4 other rugged tokens); Wallet recycling: 1 wallet(s): funded 64 prior rug(s)
!Coordinated group controls 83% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
!All wallets <1 day old -- disposable rug infrastructure
Safety
RugCheckGood (1)
LP LockedYes (100%)
Mint Authorityrevoked
Freeze Authorityrevoked
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
TrenchHIGH
Discovery
Sourcesolwhaletrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenSep 9, 2026, 12:43 PM
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Whale Buy1.85 SOL SOL
Dev Tier$$
Dev Balance6 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence