$$I'd rather be a stripper is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 4 days ago. Entered around $47K, peaked at $8K. It now sits at $7K, 13% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
I'd rather be a stripper
$$I'd rather be a stripper
DEAD
PP1/3
$47.0K
Entry MC
$7.8K
Peak MC
0.17x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $47.0K
Aug 31, 2026, 6:05 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers40
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 43 prior token(s), best peaked ~$50,000,000 (high-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @moxeeyy (promoted 4 other rugged tokens); Wallet recycling: 2 wallet(s): funded 74 prior rug(s), bundled into 1 prior rug network(s)
!Coordinated group controls 102% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 31, 2026, 6:04 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking4
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$$
Dev Balance17 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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