Straight White Maliens
$$Straight White Maliens
DEAD3.64x WINNER
PP1/3
$20.4K
Entry MC
$74.4K
Peak MC
3.64x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Survivor
Aug 26, 2026, 8:35 PM · 2.8x at alert
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeHostile
Exit TierSome Friction
Coordinated Buyers42
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 65 prior token(s), best peaked ~$3,366,316 (mid-runway funder).
!Known scam promoter flagged by X-Scan: Wallet recycling: 1 wallet(s): funded 113 prior rug(s)
!Coordinated group controls 74% of supply AND can exit -- dump risk
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 24, 2026, 9:23 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking5
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$$
Dev Balance16 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence