$$Escape Your 9 To 5 is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 2 days ago. Ran from $45K to a peak of $74K — 1.7x. It now sits at $4K, 94% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
Escape Your 9 To 5
$$Escape Your 9 To 5
DEAD
PP2/3
$44.5K
Entry MC
$73.9K
Peak MC
1.66x
Peak Gain
2
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $44.5K
Aug 30, 2026, 4:51 PM · peaked 1.7x since
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
418 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradePromising
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers43
!Coordinated group controls 65% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
TrenchHIGH
Discovery
Sourcesolwhaletrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (community)
First SeenAug 30, 2026, 4:50 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking4
Real Accounts0 verified real
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Whale Buy1.2 SOL SOL
Dev Tier$
Dev Balance1 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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