$$there is no launch, i love you is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 5 days ago. Entered around $46K, peaked at $6K. It now sits at $2K, 60% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
there is no launch, i love you
$$there is no launch, i love you
DEAD
PP1/3
$45.6K
Entry MC
$5.6K
Peak MC
0.12x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $45.6K
Aug 27, 2026, 6:17 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers29
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 2 prior token(s), best peaked ~$3,573,724 (mid-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @heisenberg83 (established pattern of 9 rug(s)); Wallet recycling: 1 wallet(s): funded 9 prior rug(s)
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 27, 2026, 6:15 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking7
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$$
Dev Balance20 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence