$$I'm Telling You Bro is no longer trading in any meaningful size.
First seen 4 days ago. Entered around $71K, peaked at $40K. It now sits at $4K, 90% below that peak. Our scanner has marked it dead.
This page is kept as a record of what happened, not as a suggestion to buy. The numbers below are the ones we logged at the time.
I'm Telling You Bro
$$I'm Telling You Bro
DEAD
PP2/3
$71.1K
Entry MC
$40.4K
Peak MC
0.57x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $71.1K
Aug 30, 2026, 11:51 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers52
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @hiruzenaio (established pattern of 7 rug(s))
!Coordinated group controls 70% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenAug 30, 2026, 11:51 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking5
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$$$
Dev Balance83 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierSOME BUZZ
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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