Useless Chad
$$Useless Chad
WARNING
PP1/3
$48.6K
Entry MC
$2.5K
Peak MC
0.05x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $48.6K
Sep 4, 2026, 10:19 PM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
416 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierStuck
Coordinated Buyers43
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
TrenchHIGH
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers2.4K
ViralityLOW ✓
First SeenSep 4, 2026, 10:19 PM
X Intelligence
Accounts Talking2
Top Voice🔒 Premium
Who's behind the chatter — handles, follower counts, and track records — is a Premium view. Premium members were alerted the moment sources stacked.
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier$
Dev Balance4 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence