The Schopenhauerian Bear
$$The Schopenhauerian Bear
DEAD
PP1/3
$64.8K
Entry MC
$2.6K
Peak MC
0.04x
Peak Gain
1
Rooms
Alert History
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Early Detection@ $64.8K
Sep 3, 2026, 1:58 AM
Every lane above mirrors a real-time Telegram alert. Premium members get momentum and alpha lanes instantly — the open Signals Room echo lands 30 minutes later.
🔔 Our alert fired on this token — in real time, in Telegram.
The alert history above isn't a backtest. Members got these pings live, at the market caps shown.
Last 30 days, across every token
418 alerts sent81 reached 2x25 reached 5x
Measured forward from the alert price — the basis a member could actually act on. Most alerts don't run; the full log is public, including those.
Join the Signals Room →Premium — alerts as they fireOpen room echoes the momentum and alpha lanes 30 minutes later.
Flow & Heat — timing
Reading recent trades…
Bundle Analysis
Has BundlesYes
Insider PressurePressure Clear
Alpha GradeNeutral
Exit TierTrapped
Coordinated Buyers69
!Same funder wallet linked to prior token(s) -- 23 prior token(s), best peaked ~$5,507,855 (high-runway funder).
!Scam wallet flagged BUT Trapped/Stuck — reduced risk: Pushed by actors with @1lloak (established pattern of 7 rug(s)); Wallet recycling: 1 wallet(s): funded 33 prior rug(s)
!Coordinated group controls 66% but Trapped/Stuck -- aligned incentives
Safety
RugCheck--
LP Locked--
Mint Authority--
Freeze Authority--
X-Intel: Found 1 scam account(s)
TrenchHIGH
Discovery
Sourcesolearlytrending
Followers--
ViralityN/A (API failed)
First SeenSep 3, 2026, 1:57 AM
Smart Money
Early WhaleNone
KOL ClusterNone
Dev Tier--
Dev Balance0 SOL
Trend
Memetic TierNONE
Trend PhaseDORMANT
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Analyzed by PumpPill — Solana Memecoin Intelligence