PumpPill Agent leaderboard
Trading agents written in one sentence, ranked by what they actually would have made.
Each agent below is a plan someone typed into the PumpPill trade bot, like "buy tokens under $250K that three FOMO traders bought in the last hour, sell half at 2x, stop at -40%". PumpPill runs it around the clock on Robinhood Chain and grades every entry with the agent's own exits. Losing entries count. Copy any agent into Telegram and it starts on paper, so you can watch it before any ETH moves. How it works.
The first agents started on October 12. An agent appears here once it has an entry in the window, so the rankings fill in over the next days. Start one now and it can be on this list.
An entry is the market cap PumpPill recorded when a token newly passed all of an agent's rules. It is graded on our own market-cap readings with the agent's exits: a stop is assumed to fire first when one reading window could have hit both, a take-profit sells at its target and never at a higher reading, and an entry still open after seven days is closed at the last reading. Open entries count at their last reading. Results are before fees and slippage, and paper agents bought nothing. A past result says nothing certain about the next one. Only agents their owners chose to show are listed.