$CPU · Cat Processing Unit · Robinhood Chain

Am I early?

Caution — Early by the clock, late by the money — it is under an hour old, but the launch buyers have already sold.

• Launched under an hour ago.
• Trades at 64% of its $611K peak.
• The wallets that bought together at launch have sold 86% of what they bought.

What's my risk?

Danger — High — they are selling right now, into whoever is buying.

• Wallets funded by the same payer bought 22.5% of supply at launch; they hold 22.5% now.
• The top 10 addresses hold 27% of supply — not checked for pools or contracts, so the share held by people may be lower.
• Coordinated wallets have sold 85.5% of their buys
• 24h volume is 12.7x the pool — extreme turnover, momentum-driven

Can it trap me by design?

Clear — No — nothing in the contract lets anyone freeze, mint or tax you.

Has the smart money already left?

Danger — They are selling right now, into whoever is buying.

• Coordinated wallets have sold 85.5% of their buys

Is there a crowd behind it?

Could not read — This is a meme — there is no product to value here, only a crowd. We could not measure the crowd — that is not a finding that there is not one.

Can I get out?

Caution — On the most generous reading of the pool, a position would get back about 26% of what it is called — and the real figure is lower, because liquidity thins out as you sell into it.

• Reading the pool at today's price — the most generous assumption there is — the bag would get back about 26% of what it is called. The real figure is lower, because depth thins out below the current price. We can put a ceiling on this exit, not a floor.
• About $56K was spent buying this token during its launch window — the size of the early money, not any one buyer's cost.
• That bag is worth about $88K, and the whole token trades $746K a day. Even if every single trade were them selling, getting out takes under a day.